Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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