So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He literally asked permission to hit on me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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