butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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