And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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