I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The power of my boobs compel you
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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