erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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