she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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