Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he high fived his dick after we had sex
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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