we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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