Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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