does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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