He asked to "fluff my boner.."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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