I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
