Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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