Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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