Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Welp...herpes.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You're like the curious george of whores
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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