like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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