I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
God I need to hump something, right now.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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