S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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