idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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