New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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