Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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