It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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