i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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