I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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