So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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