ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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