yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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