i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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