We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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