Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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