what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I skipped work to stalk him.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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