She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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