I'm so fucking centered right now
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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