do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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