shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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