Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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