The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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