Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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