kristin has been a bad kristin
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Your cock deserves a montage
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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