and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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