She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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