Having a random hookup so left but love u
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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