So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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