its not stalking. its research.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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