I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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