i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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