She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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