I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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