i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's JV to your varsity
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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