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(912): View more from Georgia

That's intense

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants

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(516): View more from New York

I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

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(973): View more from New Jersey

the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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(760): View more from California

don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake

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(630): View more from Illinois

if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive

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(317): View more from Indiana

This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order

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