Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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