I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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