my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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