4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You are a genius and a whore.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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