i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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